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Blame the PLANETS        Another Fun and Entertaining Astrology game Dear Seeker, We can point the finger at other people, we can harangue and belittle ourselves, we can spend years and fortunes on shrinks, classes and books to try and fix ourselves, but ultimately, the real culprits behind every misfortune and personality flaw that plagues us are those damn planets!!! Each of us has at least three severely afflicted orbs conspiring to make our lives miserable. Click on any and all traits that apply to you, and BLAME THE PLANETS!   Why Am I.....   incredibly over-sexed in la-la-land always looking in the mirror oblivious about my appearance always telling unbelievably exaggerated tales consorting with mobsters brain-dead so stern and strict that no-one will play with me So in love with words I talk to myself angry and belligerent for no reason so serious it hurts to smile in trouble with the law plagued with gambling debts lost and confused unable to do what I'm told a rag perfectly willing to look foolish attracted to all the wrong people a raving lunatic (this one's too easy) an egomaniac under-sexed extremely kinky addicted to lots and lots of different things so competitive I even push in line a mother-hen always getting speeding tickets not charming or diplomatic at all a chronic liar insane     Did you find more than three mischievous and malicious spheres? MoonCat's sorry! Try it again later... (time to get back to that shrink!)